Her: I'm trying to get pregnant.
Me: No kidding! Congratulations, that's great. I have so many books to loan you.
Her: Really? Are you thinking of having a baby?
Me: No, it just takes me an incredibly long time to make a decision. I'm in the information-gathering stage. It lasts about 3 years.
Her: Oh.
Me: Yeah, I don't do anything without thoroughly researching it first.
Her: That's such a librarian thing to do.
Me: I'm about the least spontaneous person you'll ever meet.
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