Internet Invoice From Mike

Upon returning home last night, I received this invoice from Mike for services rendered.

Itemized invoice for fixing Internet:
Time spent: 24hrs
Actual time worked: roughly 20min


List of work hazards:
Hot work environment
Work near electrical hazards
Flying cat attacks
Rocky Terrain

Technical skills required:
Computer knowledge
Electrical knowledge
Knowledge in software applications
Cat fencing
Knowledge in hitting things with other things

Payment requested:
Bigger bat for cats and Internet modem
or pizza
(your choice)