Thursday, July 9, 2009

Top 10 Reasons Not to get Haircut on Lunch Hour

10. Hair in your sandwich.
9. Hair in your tea.
8. Hair in your keyboard.
7. Hair clogging the laser of your mouse.
6. Hair sweat-stuck to your palms.
5. Hair falling into your shirt into your underwear into your buttcrack.
4. Hair in your eyeball when your boss is talking to you.
3. Um.
2. Actually, it was kind of
1. convenient.

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