Love Train?

I'm sure meeting your future spouse on the commuter rail would make that vehicle from hell more endearing than it was in my experience. But still, getting married on the train?

That's liable to be the longest, slowest, most delayed, most frustrating, most uncomfortable, most overpriced, most squished-between-two-fat-peoplest, most obnoxious-guy-watching-Lost-on-his-laptopest, most breakdowniest, most unreliable wedding ceremony ever!

The happy couple will honeymooning at South Station...