Victoria lost her mate
She plotted revenge fuelled by hate
She couldn't stay calm
So she went to the prom
To scout out Edward and his date
-Maggie
Victoria lost her mate James
Who she met on the shore of the Thames
From Forks to Phoenix James tracked
Then got killed when the Cullens attacked...
Yet somehow it's Bella she blames?
-Ben
Now Vic follows Bella around
Even on her night on the town!
She did up her hair
And found a nice dress to wear
But she had to go alone because her mate is dead those fucking vegetarian vampires I'm going to kill you and that succulent bitch human of yours.
-Ben
5 comments:
does this inspiration comes from the movie "Corpse bride"?
No, these are inspired by a book called "Twilight," about a girl who falls in love with a vampire. Much better than "Corpse Bride." ;-)
Watched "Twilight" on Saturday night
It sure is addicting, all right
Although there was gore
I was left wanting more
A long wait til I see the next bite!
Great limerick, Joy!!!
Hehe. Now I know where I get my limerick skillz.
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