Twilight: Spoiler-Free Imaginings of an Alternate Breaking Dawn

Maggie: Seriously, did they have to ______ a ______? Couldn't they have just ______ ______?

Ben: Ugh, the ______. Yes, they could've and should've just had tons of ______. Surely there was a better, funner way for ______ to get ______ but still show ______. How about this: In a ______ with the ______ (you know, the one that ______ ______, hehe), Bella throws ______ in the way to save ______. Then, as she's about to ______, ______ ______ her. Then they ______ sex. Then ______ seek ______ in the ultimate climactic ______ in which Edward and Bella ______ and ______ the ______ and ______ the vampire ______ together with a ______ ______. Then how about Jacob ______ into a ______ with ______ that's ______ carefully ______ enough to keep ______ from looking like a total ______. He becomes an ambassador to ______, ______ the werewolves at the ______ of mythical creatures. And everyone lives happily ever ______.

Maggie: ______ ______ ______!!