Pooh is Huge

Me: So this guy has a 4-year-old kid, but he didn't know who Winnie the Pooh is.
Him: Things are different today. There is no Pooh.
Me: What are you talking about? Pooh is huge.
Him: He's not on TV. No movies lately.
Me: He needs a better PR team.
Him: Without Tigger he would have vanished 10 years ago. It's Pixar or bust now.

Me: Mike says that I say every little boy I see looks like Christopher Robin. The other day we passed this 4-year-old boy and I said, 'Aw, look at how cute that kid is. He looks like -' and Mike said, 'Christopher Robin? I know. You never shut up about Christopher Robin.'
Him: I hated that guy. He did nothing to advance the story. At least Timmy fell down a well.