Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Al Gore Places Infant Son In Rocket To Escape Dying Planet

From The Onion:

Al Gore -- or, as he is known in his own language, Gore-Al -- placed his son, Kal-Al, gently in the one-passenger rocket ship, his brow furrowed by the great weight he carried in preserving the sole survivor of humanity's hubristic folly.


So perfectly, awesomely hilarious it's amazing no one thought of it sooner.

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