1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put Decaf in the coffeemaker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo field of all your checks, write "For Marijuana."
6. Skip down the hall, rather than walk, and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat.
8. Specify that your Drive-Thru order is "To Go."
9. Sing along at the Opera.
10. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.
11. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won!"
12. When leaving the zoo, run towards the parking lot and yell "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
13. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
2 comments:
These are hilarious! Haha!
I think I've done #10.
Hahaha! I hesitated before posting a list like this, but I thought it was pretty funny and not too MySpace-y.
I think I'm going to start doing #5, #7 and #8. :)
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