Sunday, May 14, 2006

Dep't of Burning Vagrants Alive

Ben: Chris and I went to Rock Bottom last night, and that stretch along Stuart Street there has completely gone to shit. We were accosted by three different people. The, "hey man, what's up buddy?" type shit where you don't know whether they're going to randomly stab you. Fucking broken-down people-wrecks, shuffling along and practically falling over, tipsy and unpredictable. No teeth and cockeyed.

Josh: Yippie.

Ben: When I'm mayor I'm going to start up a Department of Burning Vagrants Alive.

Josh: You are such a brighteyed liberal, Ben.

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