Twilight Poems: Mean to Charlie!

Bella "needed tests in Atlanta"

So her parents sent her a plant-a

The card said Get Well

Bella thought: Go to hell

Then she played with her secret infant-a

Twilight Poems: Hot & Heavy

Edward and Bella got heated
On her bed, which my mind has repeated
But Stephenie didn't like it
So Catherine said, "Strike it."
It's too bad that scene was deleted!

Twilight Poems: The Volturri's Hypocrisy

They claim to have no toleration
For exposing vampirization.
But at home it seems silly
How they feed willy-nilly!
Ate thirty tourists there on vacation!


-Ben

Twilight Poems: How to Kill a Vampire

Bella quickly learned
that even vampires can end up in an urn.
They can be killed
if you have the will:
just tear the body apart, and then burn

The tracker James is a beast
and he tries to make Bella a feast
but Edward said no,
set a fire aglow
and tore him apart piece by piece!


-Maggie

Iowa

Welcome to the Midwest, baby.

DES MOINES, Iowa - The Iowa Supreme Court says the state's same-sex marriage ban violates the constitutional rights of gay and lesbian couples, making it the third state where gay marriage is legal.

In a unanimous ruling issued Friday, the court upheld a 2007 Polk County District Court judge's ruling that the law was unconstitutional.

Unanimous!

Green Peace Guy

Upon settling in at a table at Brugger's Bagels...

Maggie: So I was walking down the street, and I saw these three Green Peace people. I was just going to walk by because I was in a rush to get here, but as I passed I noticed that one of them was shockingly goodlooking. He had buzzed hair -

Ben: I know that guy. Amazing eyes and a smile that would make you religious?

Maggie: Yes!